Saturday, October 31st, 2009
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10:43 pm - Boo!
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Monday, January 1st, 2007
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9:24 pm - no stinking subject!
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Monday, February 27th, 2006
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11:10 pm - relax and drive
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Driveing through town just relaxed on my way home.
60* evening warmer than its been in months.
Windows rolled down sunroof open.
Cd player turned up, NIN blasting from the speakers.
Warm air from the heater mixing with the cool crisp air from outside.
Leather seats comfotably holding me in place as i accelerate from the lights.
The growl from the motor heard just above the music
Bliss......
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Monday, January 16th, 2006
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12:22 am - oh yea!
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Thursday, December 22nd, 2005
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12:31 am
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Ground Rules: The first player of this game starts with the topic "5
weird habits of yourself" and people who get tagged need to write an lj
entry about their 5 weird habits as well as state this rule clearly. In
the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list
their names.
1.working on something mechanical or building some things is a stress reliever for me when things are bad.
2.i'm friends with every one of my exes
3.i almost always only clean late at night because thats when no one interupts or i have nothing else to do
4.i hate hawaii
5.i'm an athiest liveing in mormonville utah
damn you chi
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Wednesday, June 1st, 2005
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12:01 am - read!
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The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say " nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine ... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, the weather, or hunting.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!
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Sunday, April 24th, 2005
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6:15 pm - what i've been reading for the last few hours lol
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Thursday, April 7th, 2005
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2:26 pm - this is too funny
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> RAISING BOYS...
>
> This is really priceless... For those with no children - this is
> totally hysterical! For those who already have children past this age,
> this is hilarious. For those who have children this age, this is not
> funny. For those who have children nearing this age, this is a
> warning. For those who have not yet had children, this is birth
> control.
>
> The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas...
>
> Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not
> kidding):
>
> 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
> house
> 4 inches deep.
>
> 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
> roller blades, they can ignite.
>
> 3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
> restaurant.
>
> 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
> strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a
> Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can,
> to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
>
> 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
> using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few
> times before you get a hit.
>
> A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
>
> 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
> hit by a ceiling fan.
>
>
> 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already
> too late.
>
> 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
>
> 9.) A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though
> a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
>
> 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year
> old boy.
>
> 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
>
> 12.) Super glue is forever.
>
> 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
> can't walk on water.
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> 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
>
> 15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials
> show they do.
>
> 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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> 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
>
> 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
>
> 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do
> not like ovens.
>
> 20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
>
> 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
> dizzy.
>
> 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
>
> 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
>
> 24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
> fluid.
>
> 25.) Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or
> without kids!
current mood:  dorky
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Friday, March 11th, 2005
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5:48 pm - rah!!
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Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
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11:33 pm - interesting stuff
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12:33 am - fuck
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special? whats that?
if i dident have school tomorrow i'd just sit in the corner and drink out of the bottle till i passed out...
current mood:  drained
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Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005
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11:35 pm - wonder what i should eat tonight...?
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Monday, February 14th, 2005
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11:20 pm - alive i am
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i have been warned to update so now everyone gets updates that have no substance because i have nothing to update about i'm just going to school and working on my projects and of course havent found a girl so thats how my life is going what else to type about umn nothing so thats all you get today
current mood: tired
current music: crappy tv
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Sunday, November 14th, 2004
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7:25 pm - yes i know i need to update its been a long time, i'll do it when something happens
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Friday, October 29th, 2004
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3:29 am - finally beat final fantasy 9
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Friday, October 22nd, 2004
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1:53 am - wow thats a long list
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Thursday, October 21st, 2004
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12:02 pm - yea i know it dosent count as a post but here you go
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Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"
April
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their luver can see.
current mood: tired
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Thursday, October 7th, 2004
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1:15 pm - blah heres a quiz for fun
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Thursday, September 16th, 2004
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1:33 am - ahh chi i'm going to get you stealing my candy!! haha
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Wednesday, September 15th, 2004
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1:33 pm - fucking people who dont pay attention that i'm doing better, fuck you!!
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ok so lately i have been very busy and quite focused on everything and been doing allot better at not being depressed and it seems almost everyone is trying to piss me off lately i'll say one little comment about something like (i could use someone to cuddle with tonight) or something small and they just get all fucking pissed off at me "stop that dont be depressed and shit like that" when i wasent even being depressed like usuall i've been in a good mood and its just fucking bullshit. i give 110% to everyone then i get fucking shit like that back or they complain its annnoying well fuck you if i'm annoying you right now when i'm actually doing better!!! and sometimes all i want is 30 seconds of sympathy not a fucking bitchy remark about me being annoying when i'm depressed so if your going to do that fuck you!!!!
so not instead of a good mood that i was in a few min ago i'm pissed off!! is it so fucking wrong to want a hug sometimes!!
current mood:  pissed off
current music: time cop, jet lee baby!!
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