random shit

Boo!

2009-11-01T04:44:29Z

happy halloween!

no stinking subject!

2007-01-02T04:25:14Z

its 2007 and i'm still alive sorry i never post anymore hope everyone is doing well

Matt

relax and drive

2006-02-28T06:10:59Z

Driveing through town just relaxed on my way home.
60* evening warmer than its been in months.
Windows rolled down sunroof open.
Cd player turned up, NIN blasting from the speakers.
Warm air from the heater mixing with the cool crisp air from outside.
Leather seats comfotably holding me in place as i accelerate from the lights.
The growl from the motor heard just above the music

Bliss......

oh yea!

2006-01-16T07:22:54Z

pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005

dr_bonez @ 2005-12-22T00:31:00

2005-12-22T07:54:10Z

Ground Rules: The first player of this game starts with the topic "5
weird habits of yourself" and people who get tagged need to write an lj
entry about their 5 weird habits as well as state this rule clearly. In
the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list
their names.

1.working on something mechanical or building some things is a stress reliever for me when things are bad.

2.i'm friends with every one of my exes

3.i almost always only clean late at night because thats when no one interupts or i have nothing else to do

4.i hate hawaii

5.i'm an athiest liveing in mormonville utah

damn you chi

read!

2005-06-01T06:01:26Z

The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say " nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine ... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, the weather, or hunting.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!

what i've been reading for the last few hours lol

2005-04-25T00:15:12Z

http://www.chris-longhurst.com/speakingaboutnannycars.html
http://www.chris-longhurst.com/supersize.html
http://www.chris-longhurst.com/worldinnumbers.html
or you could just go to his main site and look from there cause theres allot of stuff on there thats funny
http://www.chris-longhurst.com/index.html

this is too funny

2005-04-07T20:26:08Z

> RAISING BOYS...
>
> This is really priceless... For those with no children - this is
> totally hysterical! For those who already have children past this age,
> this is hilarious. For those who have children this age, this is not
> funny. For those who have children nearing this age, this is a
> warning. For those who have not yet had children, this is birth
> control.
>
> The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas...
>
> Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not
> kidding):
>
> 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
> house
> 4 inches deep.
>
> 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
> roller blades, they can ignite.
>
> 3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
> restaurant.
>
> 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
> strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a
> Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can,
> to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
>
> 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
> using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few
> times before you get a hit.
>
> A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
>
> 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
> hit by a ceiling fan.
>
>
> 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already
> too late.
>
> 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
>
> 9.) A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though
> a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
>
> 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year
> old boy.
>
> 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
>
> 12.) Super glue is forever.
>
> 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
> can't walk on water.
>
> 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
>
> 15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials
> show they do.
>
> 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
>
> 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
>
> 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
>
> 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do
> not like ovens.
>
> 20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
>
> 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
> dizzy.
>
> 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
>
> 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
>
> 24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
> fluid.
>
> 25.) Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or
> without kids!

rah!!

2005-03-12T00:48:27Z

damnit i'm so damn horny right now!!

interesting stuff

2005-03-04T06:33:27Z

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fuck

2005-03-03T07:33:37Z

special? whats that?

if i dident have school tomorrow i'd just sit in the corner and drink out of the bottle till i passed out...

wonder what i should eat tonight...?

2005-03-03T06:35:34Z

i need SEX! and yes phyisical need or else i'm going to die

alive i am

2005-02-15T06:20:21Z

i have been warned to update so now everyone gets updates that have no substance because i have nothing to update about i'm just going to school and working on my projects and of course havent found a girl so thats how my life is going what else to type about umn nothing so thats all you get today

yes i know i need to update its been a long time, i'll do it when something happens

2004-11-15T02:25:52Z

You are 60% Aries

How much do you match your zodiac sign?

finally beat final fantasy 9

2004-10-29T09:29:27Z

is it bad when the ending to a video game makes you want to cry?

wow thats a long list

2004-10-22T07:53:23Z

How common are dr_bonez's interests

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yea i know it dosent count as a post but here you go

2004-10-21T18:02:27Z

Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"

April
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their luver can see.

blah heres a quiz for fun

2004-10-07T19:15:45Z

ahh chi i'm going to get you stealing my candy!! haha

2004-09-16T07:33:11Z

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
dr_bonez goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as vampire.
constantxreplay gives you 7 teal banana-flavoured jelly beans.
damianarose gives you 1 dark blue lime-flavoured miniature candy bars.
fallintopain gives you 17 blue apple-flavoured pieces of taffy.
kktws tricks you! You lose 7 pieces of candy!
mayaku gives you 7 brown grape-flavoured gummies.
raven_succubus gives you 7 pink passionfruit-flavoured gummy fruits.
venucia gives you 9 yellow mint-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
xxsngthsorrowxx gives you 8 brown root beer-flavoured gummies.
dr_bonez ends up with 49 pieces of candy.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

fucking people who dont pay attention that i'm doing better, fuck you!!

2004-09-15T19:33:24Z

ok so lately i have been very busy and quite focused on everything and been doing allot better at not being depressed and it seems almost everyone is trying to piss me off lately i'll say one little comment about something like (i could use someone to cuddle with tonight) or something small and they just get all fucking pissed off at me "stop that dont be depressed and shit like that" when i wasent even being depressed like usuall i've been in a good mood and its just fucking bullshit. i give 110% to everyone then i get fucking shit like that back or they complain its annnoying well fuck you if i'm annoying you right now when i'm actually doing better!!! and sometimes all i want is 30 seconds of sympathy not a fucking bitchy remark about me being annoying when i'm depressed so if your going to do that fuck you!!!!

so not instead of a good mood that i was in a few min ago i'm pissed off!! is it so fucking wrong to want a hug sometimes!!

i really need to make an actually post i just havent felt like it lately so this is all you get

2004-08-29T20:24:49Z

How Will Your Friends Die? by arshus_ney
Username
Will Choke On A Peach	chokingtrojans
Will Be Murdered By A Psycho	dr_bonez
Will Be Eaten By Clowns	exgrlfrend69
Will Die In The Throes Of Passion	xanablue
Will Be Abducted By Aliens	unasis
Will Suffocate In A Corset	evamay
Will Be Smushed In A Trash Compactor	darkestdespair
Will Be Burned As A Witch	dreaming_lies
Will Be Slain By Their Lover	darkdespair
Will Be "Hit" By The Mafia	exgrlfrend69
Will Discover Immortality	evamay

Quiz created with MemeGen!

!!itchy!!

2004-08-17T04:15:59Z

::ahhhh::: freaks out.. i have a misquito bite on my cheek bone!!!! its driveing me crazy!!

goodnight everyone and watch out for those bastard misquitos

::bite::

2004-08-11T02:56:54Z

ok so i went crazy adding new people to my friends list today so if i added you to my friends list i thought you seemed interesting
and if you want to be removed just say so and umn who knows i'm really bored tonight
so i'm going ot try to find something else to do unless lots of people get online to talk to

thats all for now

do it punks! rah!

2004-08-09T23:16:49Z

well i am back from the casino and i made a grand total in profit of 116 dollars yes profit
i took down 115 dollars with me, the room cost 34 dollars, and i now have in my pocket 265 big ones!

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
29. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

dun dun dun

2004-08-08T16:32:29Z

well i'm off to wendover for those who dont know its a tiny as po dunk town in nevada with a few casinos
so i'll talk to you all on monday bye

Your Livejournal Blind Date
LJ Username
Gender
Favorite Color
What you are wearing
Oh look! Your blind date is	darkestdespair
Your date is wearing	not a damned thing
You dine	on nothing because SOMEONE conveniently "forgot" to bring money
Then you spend the next three hours	sitting in complete silence
Before taking you home, your date gives you	a single red rose
This makes you feel	dirty...in a good way

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